Third Wheel for Hire

 I'll give you the third wheel creed

I provide what you don't want

And exactly what you don't need

I provide a low-rate service

I'm with the couple for just one purpose

To make you feel super awkward

And super nervous

I'll act like your best friend

I know that some friendships never end

Now how much money can you lend

Because I won't work, but I will spend

(c) 2021 Tanner Stevenson